oh honey!

hello,

if you’ve found this post, you may be asking yourself, who is this rabbit? well, i’m about to tell you, this is the Rabbit of Caerbannog ! also known as the Killer Rabbit (from the movie Monty Python and The Holy Grail)

IT HAS KILLED SO MANY. PEOPLE. MILLIONS. VAST AMOUNTS!!

IT HAS KILLED EVERY OTHER LIVING THING NEARBY, THE REST OF THE LAND SURROUNDING IT IS BARREN AND DEAD.

EXCEPT FOR A WIZARD (his name is… tim (the enchanter), he warns people about the rabbit… it doesn’t do much they all die anyways)

IT EATS PEOPLE

ITS CUTE

IT’S FLUFFY

IT’S GONNA EAT YOUR FACE

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Originally posted by radplasticman


VOTE KILLER RABBIT

ITS INTRODUCTORY SCENE LITERALLY IS THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION. OF A KILLER CINNAMON ROLL,

CUTE, FLUFFY, UNASSUMING, AND THEN VIOLENTLY MURDEROUS, THE KILLER RABBIT!!

THE ONLY THING THAT COULD KILL THIS DAMNED THING IS GOD. / HOLY HAND GRENADE

IT NEARLY KILLED SIR ARTHUR (it should’ve (it was too busy killing five other people), really would have ended the British monarchy Really Fast)

HERE’S IT IN ACTION!!!!!!

IT KILLS, IT’S ACTUALLY CUTE. IT DECAPITATES PEOPLE WITH GREAT EASE!

VOTE RABBIT!!

@killer-cinnamon-roll-summit

here’s a link to the polls? i hope it works

knights, killer rabbit, monty python and the holy grail, rabbit of caerbannog, killer-cinnamon-roll-summit, it would eat that anime boy so. so fast, that boy's hasn't even got his learner's permit for killin!, he's not even fluffy!, 

todayisafridaynight:

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who the fuck said Like a Butterfly was japanese Bring Me To Life

bowserwife:

The more trannies you are walking together with in a group, the more people you become a threat to. Many people feel threatened by the presence of just one tranny, of course. But eventually, even well-meaning liberals, who normally consider themselves okay with trannies–maybe even two or three of them!–start to become uncomfortable as that number goes up to four, five, six. “Is something about to happen?”, they’ll think. “If it does, will they know I’m one of the good ones?” Then they start to wonder if they really are one of the good ones. And they begin to sweat.

fakeboislim:

spacelazarwolf:

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people be fucking normal abt ftm bottom surgery challenge.

None of the commenters are gonna see this, but! If anyone’s interested in meta or phalloplasty but is kind of on the fence because they’ve only heard Terrible Wretched Things about the surgeries and results, you should try to find a copy of Hung Jury by Trystan T. Cotten! It’s a collection of testimonials from FtMs who have had bottom surgery, including their reasons, details about some of their procedures, and individual satisfaction ratings, and it includes testimonials from several trans men of color!

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This is the book that convinced a buddy of mine to go through with metoidioplasty! I pinky promise, the surgeries are way way way better and safer and more effective than we’ve been made to believe they are. If it’s a procedure you want/need for your health and happiness, it’s a procedure you deserve!

natalieironside:

A doctor saying “Good news! Your labs look great” is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like “Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads.”

uncanny-tranny:

A few tips for young trans men/boys, transmascs, anybody who wants tips:

  • If somebody makes you insecure about your masculinity or manhood, 9/10 times, they’re trying to sell you something (and the “something” won’t be worth you fretting about)
  • Wash your face before shaving and use a good shaving cream. Always make sure your razors are sharp
  • Your body doesn’t need to look like a Hollywood star’s body. They are most certainly dehydrated, and they are not a realistic depiction of a masculine or male form
  • Dress in whatever way is most comfortable, including dressing like Adam Sandler
  • Military-grade is often used as a marketing scheme, save your money
  • If you aren’t happy right now, one day you will be. This is a threat and a promise
  • Your emotions are not “good” or “bad,” they are emotions. Let yourself feel them even if they are uncomfortable
  • Masculinity and/or being a man are yours to define, and I cannot stress how important it is to have a relationship with your masculinity and/or manhood that is defined by you
  • You’re allowed to have any relationship with your pre-coming out self that you want or makes the most sense with your realization that you’re trans

thyrell:

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

prokopetz:

My favourite thing about the latest Twitter meltdown is all the artists reanimating their dead Tumblr accounts today and immediately being greeted with hundreds of notes because even a Tumblr account they literally have not posted to in 3–5 years has more active and engaged followers than the Twitter account that they’ve been updating daily.

p3r1:

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slay

touteytout:

last year i had the idea to do some Cool and Epic concepts for like the majima construction trucks and other vehicles/equipment but then i quickly lost interest in that. THEN a while ago i fell into a dekotora (japanese truck tuning) rabbithole and thought majima would be into it so i designed a little truck for him :)

pissvortex:

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

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ierospit:

Brian Molko on Never Mind The Buzzcocks 1997. (x)

(via lame-kid-on-couch)

ezorzea:

dongboss:

ezorzea:

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn’t get our bond

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faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

faggot-friday:

YES I’M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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i may be stupid

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you shut your whore mouth

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i won’t hesitate bitch

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himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

(via majimatheworld)

riinasawayama:

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talk show beauty: by josh wilks for sleek mag, makeup by ana takahashi

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